Fellini's Accidental Circus in 9 Acts
Act 1: Center Ring
Asymmetrical Karrots doing nothing in Unison
Act 1.1: Ring Master
the wingnut that orchestrates this entire farce while intoxicated
Act 2: Invisible & deceased
Einstein riding a bicycle backwards balanced only by a caged carrot.
Act 3: Illusionary Escape Artist
penciling out it’s escape
Act 4: Ordinary Pencil Canon
Act 5: Karrot Magic Failure
Act 6: Kamikaze Rocket Karrots
Act 7: Cosmic High Dive
Act 8:
Precision Targeting with limited collateral damage